FYI, VANGIE is a Pinoy virtual assistant for iPhones. Filipino version of Siri.

Thanks, VANGIE. You’re a doll!

English translation thanks to Ria:

Vangie: Then we’ll go back to the hotel. You have a taping at 11. Don’t forget to bring your black jacket with silver stripes. But you can also bring the beige one. You look good in that. 2:00, you have a mall show, interviews and singing. Choose a nice song, ok? Not a lame one. You need to be outgoing. Then in the evening, you have recordings. Your performance needs to be boom! pak! to the next level! Understand?

David: Vangie, I don’t understand a word you’re saying.

Vangie: Oh, right, you speak English. Sorry. — switching to english-ing mode.

David: Thanks, Vangie. You’re a doll…

Vangie: No, I’m a phone. Wow, you’re kidding me there brother. Give me a smile. Anyway, here’s your schedule for today.

* It’s funnier in tagalog because Vangie makes use of slang and taglish (mix of english & tagalog).

It’s the original VANGIE video in ENGLISHING mode (sorta) lol: